Posted by
Sue on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 11:54:29 AM
How nice, Obama goes to the FBI and the party begins!!
POTUS takes the stage at FBI headquarters – to the same kind of cheers he received at Langley. Mueller introducing him. (11:27 a.m.) Just wait until he stabs you guys in the back!
"We are always looking for talented special agents, but you are a wee bit past our age limit," Mueller jokes. "However, it is not too early for Sasha and Malia to start thinking about joining the FBI." Oh Mueller, I am losing respect here man!
Obama, putting on an FBI baseball cap, draws loud cheers. (11:30 a.m.) Take the hat off. You could not find your way out of a paper bag, let alone protect us from anything. By the way in case you noticed, we have some sort of flu outbreak thing going on. Put that in your hat and smoke it.
"I am grateful to the FBI for the t-shirts, for the teddy bear for the girls," Obama begins. Praises Mueller: "I appreciate him and I appreciate all of you." (11:35 a.m.) Teddy Bears? Say what?
SWOON! Obama pauses as someone falls down in the crowd. "Did somebody faint? Do we have a EMT here?" he asks. "Give him a little space...This happened all the time during my political campaign." And then he continues with a story about Teddy Roosevelt. (11:36 a.m.) Are you freaking kidding me? Oh how he loves himself.
KEY MESSAGE: "You protect us and you protect the civil liberties that we cherish," Obama says, praising the agency for upholding "that fundamental belief that we are committed both to our security and to the rule of law." (11:41 a.m.)
Unlike the evil CIA people who are running amuck with dunking people. Oh just wait until he finds something to stab them in the back with. Now lets all join hands and sing.